Why bring the MOM jean back?

I’m sorry but this post is just really for FUN and perhaps my younger followers can help me solve a little mystery.  I really am quite perplexed.  So if you need a Health+Fitness Tip, STOP reading now and go on to the next post.

Ladies -these high waisted jeans, why? why? why?  I mean don’t get me wrong If your blessed like a model with a long lean physique, you rock those pants as long as you can.  And if you are not, and you love those jeans, wear them with pride.  I will never shame anyone for making a fashion choice and expressing themselves as an individual.  #loveyourbody  Here is the deal, you are not moms yet.  Don’t you know we did you a big favor back in the 90’s.  The whole reason people starting paying $200 for jeans is because they quite literally made everyone who wore them look A-MAZING!!  It was revolutionary!!  Just like Mousse and Dry Shampoo.  Adding a little lycra or whatever it is to denim, life changing.  Add the visual illusion of strategically placed pockets, bonus!!!    Again, your welcome.   So I am just going to say it’s always good to have options.  But PS we got ride of those jeans because yes your legs look longer but your booty also gains about 3-4 inches.  If I get a vote here I just want to encourage the Fashion Designers of the world to not stop making JEANS for real people.  Most of us can’t, won’t and don’t walk the runway.  We love our revolutionary jeans and are happy to pay any price when something flatters, fits and hugs in all the right places.  You know the jean, the one you put on in the store and you don’t even look at the price, your like, ” I am so buying these!!!”  #Donedeal